|“||Oh, keep dancing, Tom. Don't stop dancing. Don't look around. Nobody's gonna help you.||”|
Congressional Ball is the seventh episode of the fifth season of the HBO original series Veep. It originally aired on June 5, 2016.
Selina uses the White House Holiday Party to win over congressmen, as she finds out that Tom has his own agenda; Dan preps Jonah for an upcoming debate; The staff obsesses over an article naming the "50 Hottest D.C. Staffers".
On Air Force One, Selina exchanges souvenirs from the plane for Rep. Penny Nickerson's support of her presidency.
To everyone’s shock, Gary makes The Hill’s “50 Hottest Staffers” list, coming in at No. 21. Amy covers her disappointment when she learns she didn’t make the cut.
Meeting with Tom and her staff, Selina is briefed on the annual Congressional Ball. Roger instructs Selina to schmooze and win over representatives who will impact her votes. Faking an exit from the meeting, Selina returns to discuss Mike’s recent discovery: Tom met with O’Brien supporter Sidney Purcell at a Korean barbecue restaurant. Selina instructs her staff to keep a close eye on Tom at the ball.
When Jonah and Richard mock debate, Jonah proves himself incompetent, but Richard impresses Jeff with his smooth performance as Judy Sherman. Their prep work is interrupted when Dan gets word that Jonah accidentally referred to a Vermont town during a speech in New Hampshire.
On Dan’s orders, Richard follows Judy Sherman with a camera and tries to capture any dirt he can on tape. The widow catches him spying on her at a dinner at the Ladies Club of Manchester and shares some choice words. Richard rushes to show his footage of the encounter to Dan, Jeff and Jonah, but it turns out he accidentally turned the camera off during the exchange.
Selina works the room at the Congressional Ball, brokering deals in exchange for votes. Over the course of the evening, Selina, Kent and Ben discover that Tom is convincing representatives to abstain from voting in the House. He’s realized that if no one gets the majority vote in the House, the decision will go to the Senate, and if it’s up to the Senate, he has a shot at becoming president.
Going into crisis mode, Selina pulls Tom aside to speak privately. Selina accuses him not only of joining her ticket to get a step closer to the presidency, but also to get a step closer to her. She gets Tom to admit he’s wanted to sleep with her, and they begin to passionately make out. Gary walks in on them having sex, but retreats out of the room before he’s observed.
Jonah works the shoe rental counter at a New Hampshire bowling alley as part of his campaign. When Jonah's groper, Teddy Sykes, shows up at the bowling alley, Jonah confronts him as Richard captures the moment on camera. Dan, Jeff, Richard and Jonah watch the footage play on the nightly news, only to realize the framing of the shot makes it look as if Jonah is insulting a mentally handicapped bowling alley employee.
Re-entering the ball, Selina pulls Rep. Nickerson aside and reams her for deciding to pull her support. Nickerson tries to make a play for greater political gain in return for her vote, but Selina threatens total political decimation if the congresswoman doesn’t support her. With the help of her staff, Selina is able to re-secure the votes she lost.
Amy finds out from Candi Caruso, a female staffer who made The Hill’s “50 Hottest Staffers” list, Gary was included because of a typo: Candi’s fiancé, Gary Welsh, was supposed to be No. 21.
Selina: "You're playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen, 'cause if I don't win the White House, O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats and you're gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny. And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husband's colon, he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer."
Congresswoman Nickerson: "Good God."
Selina: "So can I count on your vote? Or do I need to shove a box of White House M&Ms up your stretched-out six-baby vag?"
Congresswoman Nickerson: "You can count on my vote."
Selina: "I think I want to hear an 'Okey Dokey, Annie Oakley'."
Congresswoman Nickerson: "Okey Dokey, Annie Oakley."
Selina: "Super Duper, Trooper! Now get the fuck out of here, congresswoman."
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer
- Anna Chlumsky as Amy Brookheimer
- Tony Hale as Gary Walsh
- Matt Walsh as Mike McLintock
- Reid Scott as Dan Egan
- Timothy Simons as Jonah Ryan
- Sufe Bradshaw as Sue Wilson
- Kevin Dunn as Ben Cafferty
- Gary Cole as Kent Davison
- Sam Richardson as Richard Splett
- Sarah Sutherland as Catherine Meyer
- Hugh Laurie as Tom James
Guest cast Edit
- Dan Bakkedahl as Roger Furlong
- Nelson Franklin as Will
- David Rasche as Jim Marwood
- Diedrich Bader as Bill Ericsson
- Patton Oswalt as Teddy Sykes
- Zak Orth as Jim Owens
- Seth Morris as Bill Jaeger
- Clea DuVall as Marjorie Palmiotti
- K Callan as Judy Sherman
- Peter MacNicol as Jeff Kane
- Stephnie Weir as Penny Nickerson
- Morgan Smith as Candi Caruso
This episode received very positive reviews. Kate Kulzick of The A.V. Club gave the episode an A-, calling the best part of the episode the confrontation between Tom and Selina.
Kissing Your Sister reveals that this episode takes place from December 14 - 15, 2016.